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Translation to Deutchs for this article

Halal Kebabs and Camel Crap the musical

Halal Kebabs and camel crap is a musical of an articulate nature, that was written and directed by George Wassouf the mystical yodeler and staring Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The musical is a comedy about a young Lebanese man (played by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) who has problems with skid marks in his underpants and a cheezy kind of smell coming from his penis who has recently converted to Islam and his quest to attend the Hajj in Mecca.

Whilst he sets out on his Glorious Quest and journey from the south of Lebanon to Mecca by Camel, he comes across lots of interesting scenarios on his way through the desert. This includes belly dancing Arabs in hijabs, falling face first in camel crap, and his life long dream of turning pork pigmeat into a one hundred percent halal product for all Muslims to enjoy. The main character has a warped view of Islam and his peers cannot stand his smelly under arm oder and breath (the actor not the character). This would have to be one of the best performances ever by Mahmoud. His acting is brilliant and he has been nominated for the Osama Award (Arab version of an Oscar).

The play was written by a Lebanese Christian who has gone out of his way to show the funny but without offending side of Islam. The show has been set out into three separate skits. Halal and the belief that all pork products can be cleansed and eaten by his fellow muzis. Camel Crap and his comical but creative way of using it as a form of hot coal to barbecue halal pork and ham products and his conversion to Islam, whilst tripping shortly after the conversion and falling face first into camel crap, probably an omen.

I don't think there is a particular "need" to translate this snippet into the German article. German humour is not (always) converging with English or American humour and believe it or not, we don't think that adding more shit and stink to an article does always add fun to it. To be precise, that's my own opinion ... Anyway, I think that outstanding articles in Uncyclopedia should be translated but not every piece of scatology that comes the way. Cheers. NaturalBornKieler 09:04, 5. Nov. 2007 (UTC)

Well said, Kieler!--Ichbinich 09:04, 5. Nov. 2007 (UTC)

Needless to say, the German humor isn't similar to the English/AMerican humor, but also better ;) But to the topic: Sure this is a good part for a satirical article, but it won't fit automatically - so it doesn't here.--Wombi™ 09:11, 5. Nov. 2007 (UTC)

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