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I'm Italian and I don't speak German very well, so I'll write in English (I used Google Translate for the title, please correct if there are errors)

Hello people. I will explain the reason for this call to arms. On August 15 and 18 2015, I strongly insulted the administrators of the Italian Uncy calling them "blasphemers and satanic" on God's discussion page, not because I was offended by the content, but because I had nothing to do. Then they banned me and I realized that I was wrong and tried to apologize, but they did not listen to me and canceled the comments every time. Then, after user Sakuragasaki46 was blocked because they thought it was one of my sockpuppet (which was not true), I came across the French Uncy for help, but after a while some administrators realized that I was a dangerous item and they chased me away.

I asked the Brazilian community for help, but they shamefully ashamed me.

In July, I apologized and this has led to my return home. However, a few minutes ago, an admin (Zurpone) annulled me a change despite the change was not all vandalism. Did I annulata and he banned me the range.

Is this fair? Of course NOT!

And for this, I ask you to join me in the fight against dictatorships that populate the Italian Uncy.

Hello IP. Just write a book to explain your situation more decently. Name the book Mein Kampf and sell it before Christmas on ebay. You'll have a bestseller, and among your 100.000 readers there'll be one who's able to help you in your special fight. Your team will be small but smart. Remind 007 - his actual team mate always dies but 007 survives and saves the world another time. So make sure that You are the 007 in your Italian affair. But caution - the three they - Mafia, Camorra, N'Drangeta - killers around each corner. Take a German G36 as weapon - it shoots around the corner! U. Kulick 20:08, 10. Nov. 2016 (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. No. This is not funny. I'm talking seriously. --151.54.88.204 20:16, 10. Nov. 2016 (UTC)
Well, you can start calling us names and nobody here will ban you, maybe that will make you feel a little better. If you really want to have a good rant, just use our special uncensored troll page.--Ichbinich (Diskussion) 03:04, 11. Nov. 2016 (UTC)

If you won't join me, this site will die in a war. Undoubtedly, the admin and his mates want to annex the other Uncyclopedias and unify them in the United Kingdom of Uncyclopedias. If you will join me and vandalize until their submission, we can avoid conflict. --151.74.174.253 12:27, 11. Nov. 2016 (UTC)

Nothing will die and there will be no war, calm down, take some valium, get drunk or talk a walk, whatever, but chill down!--Ichbinich (Diskussion) 12:38, 11. Nov. 2016 (UTC)
Stop letting the dictators brainwashing you, there will be a war and I know. Please, join me to fight these dictators. --151.74.174.253 12:56, 11. Nov. 2016 (UTC)
There is a cure for your paranoia, believe me.--Ichbinich (Diskussion) 18:04, 11. Nov. 2016 (UTC)

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That idiot blocked all my IPs, from 151.54.0.0 to 151.54.255.255 and 151.74.0.0 to 151.74.255.255. This is called abuse of power. Therefore, after witnessing this disgrace, do you still dare to refuse to cooperate? --151.54.58.158 19:00, 11. Nov. 2016 (UTC)

I apologize to the German colleagues for this vandal import. I'm the "idiot" administrator who blocked his ip. I strongly suggest you do the same. --{{subst:Utente:Zurpone/firmaChalkduster1}} 19:20, 13. Nov. 2016 (UTC)

Blocking IPs doesn't really help against trolls on a mission, they come back a minute later using a different IP. So we tend to have some fun instead here.--Ichbinich (Diskussion) 21:34, 13. Nov. 2016 (UTC)
We decided to proceed to the global block of ip because time of fun, unfortunately, was over. None of us like to ban, believe me, but the site was suffering too much damage and we had to take drastic measures. Maybe it will not be enough, but at least we will make the difficult life to Vandal, who may decide to vent his frustrations elsewhere. Greetings. --{{subst:Utente:Zurpone/firmaChalkduster1}} 16:42, 14. Nov. 2016 (UTC)