Benutzer:Sycamore/Walpurgisnacht: Unterschied zwischen den Versionen

==KrautDeutch Origins==

It was [[Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]], in late nineteenth century [[Germany]]Deutchland, who first publicly recorded the event in his book, [[Faust]]. The true story tells of how local inhabitants bordering the Brocken Mountains found a discarded [[Freudian slip]] from one of the witches who alledgedly dwelt in the mountains. The locals went further up to investigate and they found the Walpurgis Night being celebrated by these [[Witch|witches]]. The villagers saw a whole other world of [[Nietzsche|evil knowledge]] which they had been discouraged from finding by older members of the townsfolk.<ref>The older townsfolk were discarded years ago after their "fertility" became a less attractive option.</ref> The villagers saw [[House MD|medicine]] andmedicineand the grotesqueries of the [[Russell Brand|latest]] vices that the witches/warlocks had perfected though long years of sorcery.

The townsfolk beseeched the evil masters to impart their knowledge and be part of the Walpurgis Night. The witches decided to accept the locals within the Walpurgis [[Religion|cult/Religion]]. However they insisted that the most secret knowledge remained secret and that only a select few would have access to the most [[Voynich Manuscript|Holy knowledge]], including the manufacture and use of [[Why?:Use a wooden condom|wooden condoms]] and the latest editions of the [[Marquis de Sade]].<ref>It's quite unlikely that Marquis de Sade was alive at this time, however I edit of [[Wikipedia]] and sources are a little soft.</ref>